apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

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@16 hours ago with 98402 notes

officialputin:

putins-boyfriend:

putins-girlfriend:

yourtubes:

reblog if your url represents who you really are 

I am really Putin’s girlfriend

then we have a problem

I can explain it

(via devipotato)

@20 hours ago with 649843 notes

jayceephantom1:

missespeon:

like, please watch httyd 2 and watch how fluidly and lifelike the characters move. BUT unlike earlier films like shrek, it’s not creepy or uncanny. it’s natural and gives the characters a whole new dimension of life.

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they all just move SO smoothly i love it

see this is why the movie took 5 years

perfecting movement

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@21 hours ago with 3367 notes

slihgtlydyslexic:

vuls:

prepare for high school then prepare for college then prepare for your career then prepare for retirement then you’re dead 

then prepare for skeleton war

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@21 hours ago with 571413 notes

allhailthehutch:

Taking naked pictures of yourself does not make you a bad person. People who share them without your permission are bad people.

(via rosalarian)

@22 hours ago with 111309 notes

thequeerclone:

the fact that there have no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people

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@1 day ago with 130966 notes
rnaribelle:

rnaribelle:

i almost fucking choked to death reading this

#'officer i realize i just ran three red lights at 100mph but MY TYRANITAR WILL NOT BE DEFEATED'
@1 day ago with 43813 notes

hip-pogriff:

ollivander:

circletines:

a harry potter au where potions is taught by gordon ramsay

"YOUR DRAUGHT OF LIVING DEATH COULDN’T KILL A FRUIT FLY"

"YOU PUT SO MUCH GINGER IN THAT POTION IT TASTES LIKE A WEASLEY"

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@1 day ago with 447562 notes

owlygem:

cchtml:

This feeling when you walk into big art supply stores …

Guuuuhhhh

(via natchkat)

@18 hours ago with 43075 notes

transtrendling:

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@20 hours ago with 8232 notes
sibyllinesketchblog:

Team Rocket illustration for my new portfolio

sibyllinesketchblog:

Team Rocket illustration for my new portfolio

(via alarivivienne)

@21 hours ago with 2648 notes
moonlightequilibrium:
@22 hours ago with 139184 notes
upworthy:

A Professor Looked At 15 Years’ Worth Of Information. Then A Designer Packed It Into 1 Punchy GIF.
A law professor looked at “credible allegations” of voter fraud in the U.S. from 2000 to 2014. Here’s what he found in one mesmerizing GIF.

upworthy:

A Professor Looked At 15 Years’ Worth Of Information. Then A Designer Packed It Into 1 Punchy GIF.

A law professor looked at “credible allegations” of voter fraud in the U.S. from 2000 to 2014. Here’s what he found in one mesmerizing GIF.

(via cognitivedissonance)

@22 hours ago with 338 notes

mecha-drago:

I decided to slow down my favorite song in Pokemon X and Y and…. Well, just take a listen.

(Source: the-krakeneer, via puffershark)

@1 day ago with 49156 note and 441449 play

"

So, there’s this girl. She’s tragically orphaned and richer than anyone on the planet. Every guy she meets falls in love with her, but in between torrid romances she rejects them all because she dedicated to what is Pure and Good. She has genius level intellect, Olympic-athelete level athletic ability and incredible good looks. She is consumed by terrible angst, but this only makes guys want her more. She has no superhuman abilities, yet she is more competent than her superhuman friends and defeats superhumans with ease. She has unshakably loyal friends and allies, despite the fact she treats them pretty badly. They fear and respect her, and defer to her orders. Everyone is obsessed with her, even her enemies are attracted to her. She can plan ahead for anything and she’s generally right with any conclusion she makes. People who defy her are inevitably wrong.

God, what a Mary Sue.

I just described Batman.

"

@1 day ago with 80141 notes